Chipping Campden School

Pros

I just can’t stop licking them they taste so good and sigma

Cons

The head teacher caught me and got me fired

Pros

Bombadilo Crocadilo looked at the Bloody Bat in his hands and felt Angry. He walked over to the window and reflected on his Horror surroundings. He had always hated Dark Brain Rot Land with its sneezing, smiling Skibidi toilet. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel Angry. Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Tung Tung Tung Sahor. Tung Tung Tung was an Evil Lonely with Bomber Blue shoes and Cold paws. Bombadilo gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a Bomber, sinister, Sussy liquid drinker with Dirty Blue shoes and Bloody paws. His friends saw him as an enchanting, eggy Evil. Once, he had even helped a crazy Lirili larila cross the road. But not even a Bomber person who had once helped a crazy Lirili larila cross the road, was prepared for what Tung Tung Tung had in store today. The Cold teased like Pain Chimpanzeene bananine, making Bombadilo Funny. As Bombadilo stepped outside and Tung Tung Tung came closer, he could see the blushing glint in his eye. "I am here because I want For him to stop touching diddy," Tung Tung Tung bellowed, in a Dark tone. He slammed his fist against Bombadilo's chest, with the force of 1755 Hurglet. "I frigging hate you, Bombadilo Crocadilo." Bombadilo looked back, even more Funny and still fingering the Bloody Bat. "Tung Tung Tung, flip you dumb wood boy," he replied. They looked at each other with Violent feelings, like two annoying, anxious Ant Screaming at a very Murderer Tralalao Tralala’s Funeral, which had Brainrot music playing in the background and two Terrible uncles Horror to the beat. Suddenly, Tung Tung Tung lunged forward and tried to punch Bombadilo in the face. Quickly, Bombadilo grabbed the Bloody Bat and brought it down on Tung Tung Tung's skull. Tung Tung Tung's Bomber Blue shoes trembled and his Cold paws wobbled. He looked Sad, his body raw like a brave, brainy Bomb. Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Tung Tung Tung Sahor was dead. Bombadilo Crocadilo went back inside and made himself a nice drink of Sussy liquid. THE END

Cons

Lots of gyatt

Pros

every day this guy named hurglet touches me up and it’s so good There are lots of Kids to touch I love making diy baby oil and oiling up in the boys changing rooms and I always drop my pen and make the big booty gyatts pick them up 🥴🥴🥴

Cons

Everyone keeps snorting pilk powder and doing very bad stuff in the toilet one day the g block was set ablaze by a crocodile bomber thing and we had to replace it with cardboard and we couldn’t afford glue so we just used the gum we scraped off the table and there’s this one kid who goons on the school dog the popular kids keep slapping our gyatts did I mention I get paid 5.50 an HOUR

Pros

You can get high of the fumes in the canteen Jamal’s dong

Cons

I was a teacher at this school for a very long time and one day changed it all. I was walking into the pe changing rooms to check on my students when I was Timmy and Jeff playing cock battles with the 1 inches and everyone was recording it. Timmy won the battle so then this druggy guy named Jamal said he wanted a turn and Jamal was from the streets and had lost his VCard already and so Jamal wiped it out and it was Fucking 12 inches I was scared for my life I thought it would turn into diddy 2.0 and then Jamal got his cock and whipped it round Timmy’s face knocking him out and then while Timmy was on the floor Jamal T-bagged him but it slipped out and fell in Timmy’s mouth. I was flabbergasted gasted and got fired for recording it and saving it to my wank bank. I also joined in and went against Jamal but mine was only 5 inches so I got destroyed. Then as revenge I was teaching dt and the class had just been dismissed and everyone but Jamal had left and Jamal was bent over packing his bad when I absolutely destroyed his ass taking revenge for my dignity but that my have been the reason I was fired idk

Pros

Don’t listen to these reviews they are all fake made by students and the school is a lovely and friendly community we respect everything and make sure none of the quote on quote ping and other drugs gets used in our school. This school is the best I have worked at and we do not have any relationships with any students like these troll ones have said. We have contacted the site to tell us the emails of these students and they will be punished with our great punishment system with c1 c2 and c3 the students will receive a c3 and their parents will be contacted.

Cons

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Pros

I san a teacher rizzing up girls in the bathrooms while smoking meth and vaping. They were also getting freaky 💀

Cons

The food is too expensive and taste# awfull I don’t recommend this school

Pros

Holy gyatt skibidi rizz I got a 11 year old to be sigma with my drake snake and all the year 7 kids call me rude words and vape in the toilets it is scary I get intimidated by them as they curse me out. There is one boy named pissy c and he is a proper road man and I was to be like him when I grow up he is so cool when he walks like a disabled little kid while holding hands with his year 7 girl friend he is a super cool year 9.

Cons

The burbuer they sell in kitchen has lots of crack on it and I go into kids changing room and see skibi gyatt touching bombadilo crocadilo and it makes me feel super sigma and my fellow employee saw all the kids touching each other while changing it’s so cool as he recorded it.

Pros

None

Cons

THE STUDENTS KEEP GOONING ALL OVER THE SCHOOL TOILETS ITS TERRIBLE AND A MESS TO CLEAN UP I AM A JANITOR HURGLET KEEPS TRYING TO GIVE ME BACKSHOTS STUDENTS CONSTANTLY MISBEHAVE AND ONE OF THEM CALLED ME A STINKY POO POO HEAD STUDENTS ALWAYS SMOKE MANY CIGARETTES IN THE TOILETS I GET A 30 SECOND TOILET BREAK AND 5 MINUTE LUNCH BREAK THE STUDENTS THEY KEEP GETTING INTO FIGHTS THEY KEEP GETTING FREAKY IN THE TOILETS I GET PAID 5.50£ AN HOUR AND WHEN I GO ON STRIKE THEY THREATEN TO HURT ME MY COWORKERS KEEP ANNOYING ME MY BOSS INSULTS ME AND NOT TO MENTION THE ANNOYING POPULAR KIDS WHO THINK ITS FUNNY TO SLAP MY GYATT BOMBARDINO CROCODILO ABSOLUTELY TRASHED THE G BLOCK